Got a new top
I got a new toy
I just got new tits, and nothing fits anymore!
Just got a new bathing suit! 💦🥰💦
Just got a new toy!
Just a twist of the hip
I got a new toy...
when your buddy tells you "Rick and Morty" is just okay
When you got a doll under your desk
Walking Viagra
When you and your penis have a mutual orgasm.
Grandma sex
I got a new toy
Anal Grandma
Just got a new one. Like it? 😉
When you discover a new fetish