as awkward as giraffes
As deep as my ass.
As unexpected as it gets
As tight as it gets
As good as it gets
AS HARD AS HE CAN
As Cute as They Come
As Good As It Gets
As Pretty As A Picture
As hard as a rock
she's as cold as ice
...As good as
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
As deep as a throat can get
As fast as she could
As soft as silk