The Messier the Better!
Who wants to social DICK-stance with me?
The Wetter The Better
The garden, the facial, and the wink.
The sloppier the better
The More, The Merrier
The more the merrier
The Thicker the Better
The bigger the dick...the bigger the reveal
The thicker the better
The bigger the better
Power stance
THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE
Trivia Time: Did you know that the Lap Dance Sex Stance evidently works to hide the fact that your having anal sex with a stripper right in front of your wife? Who knew?!
The more the merrier
the bigger the better