Don’t stare.... it’s a trap.
Wife....not a fan
Good joke
Insert joke about making a rocket explode for the 4th of July
Is it close enough to Halloween that I can make a "show me your bone..r" joke? 🎃💀
That morning dick ain’t no joke
Friend asked me for a facial
I think I’m a little wet ;)
"I dont think she's coming down for a while"
I think I’m a bit stiff
I don’t know what makes you guys think I’m a tease 😇
I was going to make a joke about doing this split gif, but I think that’s a stretch.
I think someone is jealous
Almost enough to make me a Yankees fan
Someone asked me if I could twerk. I’m a little rusty, what do you think?