Witch steals your cum
when parents understand your feelings
Your girl describes her date night . . .
When your wife weighs 90lbs
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
When your friends are wasted
Clean up when your done.
When your hair matches your bikini
When your date doesn't seem too thrilled about what just happened
When your step daddy comes on your face
When your sister sleeps in your room
When your cock gives up
When your Date Starts Stealing Shit
Your nephew loves it when your girlfriend babysits
When your cocks yell "finally!"
when your boyfriend joins your camshow.