Don’t forget your umbrella when it’s wet out
It’s your boobs.
How ‘movie night’ always ends
It’s always exciting when new people find out about my page
Driving always ends the same.
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🙃
Sad girl
Always remember your Hitachi when you're banging Kylie Martin
I’d much rather YOUR fingers 🙃
It’s not fun when you’re gone for far too long.
It’s fun
It’s always better with a friend
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🙃
Somehow, your girlfriend always ends up the center of attention