Cute as a button and as natural as a tea leaf
A redhead and a blonde
Sweet as a Creampie
Stiff as a board
A semi as thick as my wrist.
Limp as a ragdoll
Tight as a drum
Hard as a rock
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
Hard as a rock
Thick as a brick
Big as a phone
Cool As A Cucumber
Hard as a rock
Soft as a Feather
Better as a BBW