As big as they can get
Thick as a soda can
Thick as fuck
Nearly as short as they can go.
tight as can be ;)
Is there a thing as too thick?
Dad's Dong As Thick As A Glade Can GIF
My wife can take 9" of BBC as thick as her wrist balls deep.
Trying as deep as she can
Thick as Fuck
Thick as a brick
Thick as fuck!
Big as a beer can
thick as a wrist
Long and thick, as a good French baguette
Thick as hell