You gotta find things to do when the internet is out.
When you know she going to fuck the hell out of you
When you need to do a happy dance do it half naked.
When you have nothing better to do
When she tells you to don't slap her and you still do it
Ran Out of Moisturizer This Morning
What would you do to it?
How to improvise when you run out of washer fluid
When you run out of lube
I’ll whip it out, you do the rest?
Do You Like It When I Stretch It?
Just one of many places i like it
Do you wanna swap places? Limited offer
Ran Off.
Do you like when I swing it? 😏
Do you like watching when it goes in?
